There won't be any winners.

>Due to the popularity of the Survivor TV show, here is a new one:
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>Survivor: Texas Style
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>The contestants will all start in Dallas, then drive to Waco, Austin, San Antonio,
>over to Houston and down to Brownsville. They will then proceed up to Del Rio,
>El Paso, Midland, Odessa, Lubbock and Amarillo. From there they will go on to
>Abilene, Fort Worth and finally back to Dallas.
>
>Each will be driving a pink Volvo with bumper stickers that read: "I'm gay, I love the
>Dixie Chicks, Boycott Beef, I voted for Al Gore, George
>Strait Sucks, Kerry in '04, Hillary in 2008, and I'm here to confiscate your guns."
>
>The first one who makes it back to Dallas alive, wins.