>>>The consiracy theories that come out of any news story today never cease to amaze me.
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>>>I've got one. Micky Mouse was never really created by Walt Disney. It was all a communist attempt to take over the US.
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>>I thought that one was considered agreed by now. He was first introduced by Anton Chekov in one of his lesser known plays - "The Huntsmouse".
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>Actually I saw him in person the other day at Disney World. It's just a 7-foot rat!

And when he's on break, he can be found hanging around behind one of the kitchens smoking half crushed cigarette butts.