Hey I think we are on to something. We should start a thread entitled "Consultant Buzzwords of the Day". The list to include the latest terms used by the big consulting firms, Gartner Group, etc. No one should enter a presentation without this list.

I like the idea of the suits also. Living in Los Angeles, I'm sure I could find a few unemployed actors/actresses who would jump at the chance to play the part of business executives in preparation for their latest script reading.

PF

>You got it. Also have lots of guys with dark blue suits with titles like "Vice President of Code Optimization". No less than three. These guys don't talk. Then use the phrase "The java based interface will be object-oriented OLAP driving our net-centric n-tier..."
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>Don't mention that you will actually be implementing the system in QuickBasic with text files.
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>>So you're telling me that it would be worth my while to take advantage of the fact that I live close to UCLA. I should spend an afternoon there to meet a Pamela Anderson type coed that I could hire to be my presentation person. Have her put on one of the fanciest presentations you ever saw in your life. Then I could charge a million instead of $5,000?????