Did they also tell you what day today is?
April fool!

>Just heard this on the news this morning.............
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>There is a 3 state man-hunt (????) for Michael Jackson today.
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>After lunch recess yesterday, he did not return to court, and the Judge gave him till the end of the day to show.
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>He didn't... so the man-hunt is under way for his arrest....
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>Anyone in the states of California, Nevada and Arizona are to be on the lookout.
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>Now back to the rest of our April the 1st news.........................