Jim,
I am afraid this is the wrong place to post a message like this, an appropiate forum would've been some of the .NET forums :)
Sorry, just a bad joke inspired on the VFP Conversion post. I'll better go now.
"The five senses obstruct or deform the apprehension of reality."
Jorge L. Borges?
"Premature optimization is the root of all evil in programming."
Donald Knuth, repeating C. A. R. Hoare
"To die for a religion is easier than to live it absolutely"
Jorge L. Borges