I believe this thread has gone as low as it possibly could. Of course, I blame all of this on Kevin McNeish for starting the whole thing. But it's nice to know it ended with a smile ;)

>Plastic keyboard covers are a useful accessory item for these kinds of situations!:)
>>I did that once and nearly destroyed my computer.
>>
>>>I used to love Foxpro, until I found that the SET MASTURBATION ON command doesn't work the way it used to...
>>>
>>>TRY SET VIAGRA ON
>>>
>>>Some guys have a hard time meeting love-partners other than Rosie Palm and her five sisters - you gotta take it anyway you can get it!:-)