This sounds more like a Monty Python sketch transcript than a believable reference. I'm waiting for the part where you say "wink, wink, nudge, nudge... know what I mean?"
Hey, Jayson,
That gives me an idea!
"Is your wife a .NETer??? Know what I mean, he asks him knowingly!"
She sometimes uses the .NET - she's from Redmond, you know."
