>I liked it.
The problem - just in case it is not completely clear to anybody - is that according to his instructions, if he shaves himself, the he should NOT shave himself - and vice versa.
Difference in opinions hath cost many millions of lives: for instance, whether flesh be bread, or bread be flesh; whether whistling be a vice or a virtue; whether it be better to kiss a post, or throw it into the fire... (from Gulliver's Travels)
