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>>>Now we will not get into the word “lift” as it is the English version of the American word "elevator”. I guess we just do not always follow our own rules! :)
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>>You want to save on ink - but it doesn't matter about the amount of gas (petrol) you use!
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>>Like our braces (to hold your kecks up) are your suspenders
>>Our suspenders hold a lady's stockings up. The idea of a man wearing suspenders doesn't bear thinking of.
>>Our braces are also your retainers (to hold a kid's teeth in place)
>>As you all know, our rubbers are your erasers
>>Our fags are cigarettes.
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>>When it comes to cars, just about EVERY term is different
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>What're you compaing about? Try to compare it to Russain. Even letters are different.

Not complaining. I kinda like this "Two nations separated by a common language" as, I think, Oscar Wilde put it. :-)