>>And you get to write to your local newspaper about your neigbor and what an ungrateful brat he is, and you can feel oh so righteous all day. Even enjoy a few pleasant minutes in front of a mirror, congratulating yourself for wanting to do the right thing. And that water isn't actually so much of a problem - you get only a bit of it, and his yard is regularly swamped.
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>We should stop right now before we find ourselves changing profession and getting elected <g>

I'm safe from that - foreigner (aka Gastarbeiter). But... we may create an agency. "Give us your speechless politician-to-be, we'll give him text and get him elected"