>And while they're at it, would they stop wasting even more of my listening time by saying 'double-u, double-u, double-u' every time! They're practically ALL "www", we all know that by now, and who types that in anyway! Or at least can't it be abbreviated to 'wee-wee-wee' or something (like exclamation point became 'shriek').

I wanted to create a website with URL uuwuu.dot.com... but even if I could get away with it, I wouldn't know what to put there. So it doesn't exist.