Dragan:
These are some famous others that I remember from my "young and foolish" days (g)...
(in no particular order, and there are a bunch more that I don't recall)

FORD - Found On Roadside Dead
Fixed Or Repaired Daily
F***ing Old Rebuilt Dodge
First On Race Day
OLDS - Our Last Deal Sucked
GMC - General Mess o' Crap
Got Mechanic Coming
FIAT - Fix It Again, Tony
ACURA - Absolute Crap Until Repaired Again
PONTIAC - Poor Ol' Numbnuts Thought It's A Cadillac

And, since you mentioned JAT:
ORD (the code for Chicago O'Hare Airport) - Only Reachable by Donkey
(if you've ever tried to drive or park there, you'll understand)
SFO (the code for San Francisco International Airport) - Same F***ing Oddballs
(no explanation necessary)(bg)
DIA (the code for Denver International Airport) - Doesn't Include Airplanes
(this was because the construction project was several years overdue and WAY over budget)
TWA - Tardy When Arriving
DELTA - Doesn't Ever Let Travelers Arrive
EL AL - Ever Leaving? Always Late

>I once read memoirs of Pero Zlatar, reporter. In the passage about his stay in the capital of Albania some time in sixties or so, he wrote how nothing newsworthy happened for days, and a whole pack of reporters were stuck in the (only) hotel for foreigners while they were waiting for their permissions to go there or see that, so they just sat in the hotel lobby, drank and exchanged jokes. I'm awfully sorry I don't remember the others, but only these abbreviations, collected by these gentlemen of the press, have stuck in my mind:
>
>SABENA - such a bloody experience never again
>ADIDAS - all day I dream about sex
>JAT - joking about time (JAT was Jugoslovenski Aero-Transport)