>Arnold the Terminator became Governor of California. We call him the Governator. As Governator he has the characteristics of the Terminator. He cannot be stopped. However, his ratings as Governator are getting lower every day as he aggravates more and more of the population, policeman, fireman, teachers, healthcare workers, state workers and legislators.
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>One thing about Arnold – he likes to offend anyone whom he does not agree with and does not care.
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>I hear that Arnold is going to introduce a new law in California. Austrian will be the official language of the state! :)

I don't think I can quote a word of it here but did you ever hear Sam Kinison's routine about Ahnuld as a gay cyborg? Hilarious.

Sam wasn't to everyone's taste but to me he was one of the great comics. Gone way too soon. Now here is one of his routines that is quotable (with a few bits left out) -- How do we know Jesus was never married? Because no wife would have bought this story in a million years. Think about it. He leaves town on a Friday with 12 other guys. Not a word from him. He shows up two days later saying "I was dead." In real life all his (stuff) would have been scattered across the front lawn. "Where you been, savior?" "I was dead." "Yeah, right, you were dead. I know where you were. You were with those losers." "They aren't losers, they're my disciples." "They're losers! They're using you and you aren't even smart enough to know it!"

Mike