A guy gets pulled over for speeding and the officer asks him for his license and registration. The man explains he doesn't have them. "You see I've had so many speeding tickets that my license has been revoked. And, this car isn't mine. I stole it so I wouldn't have the registration."

The officer is shocked, but before he says anything the man continues with "Oh, I just remembered. When I put my gun in the glove compartment, I saw the registration of the owner. I could show you hers."

The shocked officer asks in disbelief "You have a gun in the glove compartment?"

The man explains, "Yes, after I killed the lady that own this car and put her body in the trunk, I put my gun in the glove compartment."

Again the officer can't belief his ears and he repeats "There's a body in the trunk of this car?" The man, not understanding how this isn't clear answers "Yes"

At this point the officer has heard enough and decides to call in the police sergeant to witness all of this. The sergeant arrives ands asks the man for his license and registration. The man obliges. He hands the sergeant both. The license is current and the car is registered to him.

The sergeant then asks "Sir, could I look in your glove compartment? I was told that there was a gun used in a murder located there." The man is puzzled and says "OK, but there isn't any gun in there." He opens the glove compartment and there is no gun."

The sergeant then asks "Could I see inside your trunk, sir? I was told that there was a body stashed there." The man does as the officer asks and there is no dead body.

The sergeant then says "Now I'm confused. The officer that pulled you over told me that you had no license or registration, a gun was in your glove compartment, and a dead body in your trunk." The man then says "Yeah, He'll probably tell you I was speeding too."