"Roadmap."

I wish they would change the name to something other than "Roadmap". How about "Highway" or "THE way" or "'His' way" or "Sequence of Events" or "The Future".

Maybe just plain "press release"?

I hear "Roadmap", and then a little sound starts in my head ...
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and repeats ... and repeats ... and repeats ...

Where did the suits get that "Roadmap" schtik anyway?

Too clever and very original! As comforting as a restrictive paradigm! I guess it works - cause right now I feel like marching!:-)
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