>>>One-legged arse kicking
>>>The ancient Lancashire sport of "Ecky Thump" - throwing wellington boots as far as you can.
>>>Putting things on top of other things (Monty Python)
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>>Don't you think it's well past time for Fishing to become an olympic sport?
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>If the fish don't mind... and if the host city can provide sufficient quantities of olympic fish.
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>BTW, there's a story on why it's so hard to find river fish around here. It's not profitable. Selling the fish by the pound yields far less money than dumping them into a lake and charging fishing permits. I've heard of a scene where there were about 200 people with their rods, lines, hooks and sinkers lined all around a lake, and then a truck comes, dumps a few tons of water with fish, and they all start casting their lines like crazy.

I have to admit, I don't fish. It's hard for me to imagine anything less interesting than fishing, unless it's... hmmm... Nope; I guess fishing is it. Can you imagine that there is a cable station devoted to fishing? Makes me want to just run out and order cable.