Near my work there's an appartment block with a sign outside that makes everyone in the world liable to prosecution:
"Anyone not placing rubbish in the bins provided will be prosecuted". Well I've never put anything in them, and I'm sure the whole of the UT haven't!
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>(Not language related) From a Brazilian supermarket, that did have facilities (a playground) for children: "Children that are not picked up until 7:00 p.m. will be offered for adoption."
- Whoever said that women are the weaker sex never tried to wrest the bedclothes off one in the middle of the night
- Worry is the interest you pay, in advance, for a loan that you may never need to take out.