>Are you on some campaign just to wind me up or do you think your messages ammuse me?

Well your messages certainly amuse me.

>but I do look forward to replies from the UT and get disappointed to find that's it's just some more Turkish from you.

No need to be racist here. You do appear to need your strokes from your viewers.

>Are you working for the UT, to get me to buy a PUTM just so I can twit you out?

To avoid propagating the thread, you could always stop replying (maybe this is a little too logical for you). However, as you appear to want the last word, it seems that we may have some way to go yet.


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>>>>>Well, Duh-uh. and here was I thinking it was spelt "Mankhester"!
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>>>>Good job I put you straight then.
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>>>>>a real Scouser doesn't need to know how to spell it to know it. Remember half of them can't read or write anyway.
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>>>>Good observation.
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>>>>>And in Manchester they give each other flowers to settle drug wars?
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>>>>Don't be silly.