>I suspect you mean "amuse" as in getting some perverse pleasure, not from my wit, but from some feeling you have that you're getting one up on me.

You're not that important <s>.

>Maybe I'm reading too much into it, but, if that's not how you want to be perceived, that's how you are.

Maybe to you.

>"Turkish" here is used in a rhyming slang sense, not racially, as in "Turkish delight".

You don't say. I thought you were a Scouser, now you're a Cockney.

>>..You do appear to need your strokes from your viewers.
>I do believe you're jealous!

You can believe what you like.

>Go and boil your head you sad little man.

With all your self-percieved English language "wizardry", is this the best you can come up with? You sound like a school-kid. Your too funny ...