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>>>>>Canadians also drive on the correct or “right” side of the road, unlike others in the world.
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>>>>The reason that the English drive on the right
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>>>- the left!
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>>Left; right' east; west. Sorry, I'm a bit 'challenged' when it comes to directions. You know the type? I have to drop bread crumbs to get out of a telephone booth. Hell, I still have problems with 'up' and 'down'.
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>Funny you should mention that: when in Canada I noticed that you all seem to know north, south, etc., which direction you're heading in (I suppose it's cos the whole country's divided into a rectangular grid of roads),

Clearly, we've never met.

> but don't know your right from your left. How many times have I heard, "Hold it in your left had ... No, your OTHER left!" :-)