>Someone sent this to me. I can't vouch for the validity of the statements, but they seem reasonable...
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>AP and UPI reported that the French Government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "run" to "hide." The only two higher levels in France are "surrender" and "collaborate." The raise was precipitated by the recent fire which destroyed one of Frances' white flag factories, disabling their military.

Man, that is one hell of an obnoxious attempt at humor. A national embarrassment - to us. Thanks a lot, Jay.