>>And the secret that nobody dares to tell them is that they won't go to their own hell - no, the hell is others. So Catholics go into Islamic hell, Muslims go to Jewish hell, Jews go to Orthodox Christian hell... etc etc, there's a great mix up down there. Hell wouldn't be hell if you could feel at home in it, right?
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>Well, there are different ideas about how exactly heaven and hell are like...
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>One particular preacher had been preaching about heaven and hell for many years, when one night, he had a very vivid dream, in which he was shown hell. There, people sat around a table, with a pot of good stew, but everyone had a spoon tied to his arm - the spoon was twice as large as the arm. So, despite the sight and smell of delicious food, nobody could eat, and they suffered from terrible hunger.

The idiots should have just waited for the stew to cool down and scoop it out with their hands!