>Terry, I'm not sure you want to scoff too quickly. Perhaps you are not aware of the fact that there is no, I repeat, *no* beer in hell. I was sorely disappointed to learn of this recently and have since embarked on a search for an alternative religion which has a hell that serves chilled beer, preferably in a tall glass.
In unlimited quantities, and for all eternity, right? Will they have good steaks too? Hmm. I might consider joining.
"Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice." -- Dave Barry
