>It's these hell and damnation evangelists that take all the fun out of it. Anyway, faith-schmaith, I don't need faith; I KNOW the spirit world exists and that I'm going there. The only pich-forks there are so you can make a comfortable bed in a hay-loft (if you should wish there to be).
I find the following quote from the Devil's Dictionary very appropriate:
Evangelist: n. A bearer of good tidings, particularly (in a religious sense) such as assure us of our own salvation and the damnation of our neighbors.
Difference in opinions hath cost many millions of lives: for instance, whether flesh be bread, or bread be flesh; whether whistling be a vice or a virtue; whether it be better to kiss a post, or throw it into the fire... (from Gulliver's Travels)
