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Nothing to add or take from that part. Only a good customer is a good customer.

But this... is inspiring:

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>1. Insects that sting
>2. Politics
>3. People who talk on cell phones while driving
>4. Driving in Manhattan

You tried that? Manhattan is a place to walk.

>5. Being forced to listen to hip-hop music blaring from someone else's vehicle

5.1. Being forced to listen to any music you don't like, blaring from any source when you don't have a suitable dampening device at hand (any machine gun would do, though, but that's another trouble)
5.2. Listening to advertisements in any form. I don't mind advertisements much as long as they don't have sound. We can look the other way, but the ears are omnidirectional.

>6. Soap operas

Anything onscreen that's produced from a formula older than half a season.

>7. Vegetarian food

Haven't tried. I'm actually 99% vegetarian (my cigarettes are meat-free, so is my alcohol, and most of my food is vegetables and fruit - meat is more of a necessary spice).

>8. My Colorado Rockies not being able to find decent pitching
> (okay, okay, that one's a stretch)(BG)

8.1. anything that has anything to do with spectator and competitive sports, fans, clubs, and similar forms of showbiz.

9. Sugar in my coffee, when more than 1%.