>I used to tease my Jewish grandmother by offering to make her a ham and cheese on rye. Oddly, she never quite thought it as funny as I did.
I particularly enjoy ham on matzos.
- Whoever said that women are the weaker sex never tried to wrest the bedclothes off one in the middle of the night
- Worry is the interest you pay, in advance, for a loan that you may never need to take out.
