>>ROFL!
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>>>>... I was attending the Defense Language Institute there.
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>>>Is that where you learn to say, "Please don't hurt me. My big brother will be along soon and he's got lots more meat on him.."?
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>Now this has passed completely unnoticed by me... thanks to Terry for bringing it to my attention.
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>So, do you speak defense now? Is it a purely verbal language or does it involve body language, and eventually additional hardware?

It's where two neighbours are out in their respective back yards and have a chat over defense.