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>Wish I had Shakespeare on CD to quote from... like "there are things between heaven and earth, my Horatio...". I've had hard time explaining to a guy that 286 won't do. "But you sold me that 286 and said it was excellent". "Yes it was, in 1991".
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>Nobody's got money here, and there are six other sound and valid reasons.

When people say that to me, I ask them why they bought their last car or that new TV.