Just coming through that there've been more explosions in London. One guy's bomb went off in his rucksack, was ineffectual, and he ran off looking bewilsered ("!I'm supposed to be getting fondled by 70 virgins ... but I've gone to hell instead!"
- Whoever said that women are the weaker sex never tried to wrest the bedclothes off one in the middle of the night
- Worry is the interest you pay, in advance, for a loan that you may never need to take out.
