>>>What I will do now is I will write a message.
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>>>How's that for style, eh? Goes hand in hand with "What we're doing here is we're...". It's one of the dumbest crutch sentences I've ever heard - and it's completely redundant. "What I will do now is " and "What we're doing here is " can be completely erased without affecting the meaning of the sentence in any way. OK, doing no damage, at least. There's a side effect, though: the sentence becomes shorter and clearer and sounds less stupid.
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>>How about when you get a letter that says, "Dear Mr Nedeljkovich, I am writing to you because ..." How else did the damn words get on the paper?!
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>I got a note from our HR department about my compensation. It's printed both in English and French - only a paragraph in each case. In English, it started with 'Alan Popow'. In French (the bottom half of the page), it started 'Monsieur ou Madame'.

A case of the right hand not knowing what lequel a gauche fait.