>I think you'll find this interesting.
>http://uk.download.yahoo.com/constantine/

Hmmm... According to that thing, Heaven and Hell only apply to persons living in the British Isles. And they don't even have real football, just that soccer thing where everybody falls down grabs their head or privates, and rolls around for 5 minutes, after which they are miraculously healed. Hey maybe that's it. God is heavy into soccer?

Oh, and of course, rugby, but since it apparently has no rules, and uses words like 'scrum', it doesn't really count.