You forgot fights between players and umpires. In cricket no-one even questions the umpire's decision ("it just isn't cricket, old boy"). A dismissed batsman just tucks his bat under his arm and walks off.
You also forgot the awful organ riffs. :-)
What's the "The seventh inning stretch"?
- Whoever said that women are the weaker sex never tried to wrest the bedclothes off one in the middle of the night
- Worry is the interest you pay, in advance, for a loan that you may never need to take out.