>>Bowlers?? Why bowlers when the don't really bowl...they throw the ball.

Oh no, throwing simply isn't allowed, old boy. One really has to bowl, and the umpires watch very closely to ensure the bowler does not bend his/her elbow and throw it.

If you are referring to underarm bowling: that had all but disappeared from the game until the 1980s when a bowler from a notoriously unsportsmanlike nation claimed he was delivering an "underarm bowl" as he rolled the last ball along the ground to ensure that his side would win. That was judged against the spirit of Cricket, and underarm bowling was subsequently banned. In many parts of the world to "bowl underarm" has come to mean behaving in an improper, disreputable fashion.

>>Stumps? They aren't what remains of a tree after it's been cut down. It's more like a long peg pushed into the ground.

Well, stump actually has 3 meanings. Of the "long pegs" you describe, there are 3. The off stump, the middle stump and the leg stump. Collectively these are (obviously) called the wicket. A batsman can be put out if he/she is "stumped", which means the wicketkeeper is able to strike the wicket with the ball when the batsman is not behind the crease or otherwise has failed to take proper precautions. Oh, and Stumps also describes the eventual end of play.

So what's confusing about all that? ;-)

>>Do cricket players have to chirp?

Loud chirping at crucial moments is likely to be considered unsportsmanlike.

Cricket is an acquired taste but once you "get" it, it offers a lot. Because it is a game of skill and patience rather than brawn, tiny players from India can be devastating batsmen, bowlers or fielders. It is a truly international sport so that a "world cup" means that teams from more than one country will participate. Imagine your own favorite sport except that fearsome teams from Sri Lanka, South Africa and the Caribbean visit regularly to beat your local team one year and be thrashed in turn the next. That's just one of the novelties offered by cricket!