>Riddle: What is the difference between Robin Hood and government?
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>Robin Hood stole from the rich and gave to the poor.
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>Government steals from the poor and gives to the rich.
Today, I heard that the government builds or improves bridges (note 1), so that poor people have a place to sleep.
Note 1: This happens predominantly right before election date.
Difference in opinions hath cost many millions of lives: for instance, whether flesh be bread, or bread be flesh; whether whistling be a vice or a virtue; whether it be better to kiss a post, or throw it into the fire... (from Gulliver's Travels)
