And who could forget the phone call for Mike Hunt in the film "Porky's"?
>My best friend when I was in my teens was a guy named Stever Rifle. You can imagine what he had to put up with.
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>>I have a friend whose name is Bill Card. He has a pretty good sense of humour but I think by the time he reached his 40th birthday he was considering changing his name. He had heard "Bill you're such a card!" one too many times...
- Whoever said that women are the weaker sex never tried to wrest the bedclothes off one in the middle of the night
- Worry is the interest you pay, in advance, for a loan that you may never need to take out.
