>- War is God's way of teaching Americans geography
>- Life is Nature's way of keeping meat fresh!
>- It's not the cough that carries you off - it's the coffin they carry you off in.
>- Where there's a will there's relatives.
>- Worry is the interest you pay, in advance, for a loan that you may never need to take out.

Here's another one for your collection:

Cat's are nature's way of telling you that your furniture is too nice.