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23/08/2005 22:27:53
Hilmar Zonneveld
Independent Consultant
Cochabamba, Bolivia
 
 
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Windows
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Computing in general
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Miscellaneous
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Here is an amusing story which I heard a while back, from a colleague who died recently.

Many years ago, he was working with one of those big computer systems of old. One of the bosses told him to run a certain process - or was it a report? - and to assign it "priority 1".

So he very obediently applied priority 1. He didn't bother to explain that on this particular system, the priorities went from 0 to 9, 9 being the highest priority. As a result, the process took a few hours longer.

(Perhaps he thought the people in charge ought to know how the system worked.)
Difference in opinions hath cost many millions of lives: for instance, whether flesh be bread, or bread be flesh; whether whistling be a vice or a virtue; whether it be better to kiss a post, or throw it into the fire... (from Gulliver's Travels)
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