So there's this census taker visiting a house in the Boondocks. A 15-year-old comes the door. The census taker asks who lives there and the kid replies, "Now let's see - there's me, mah sister, Ma, mah uncle, mah aunt, mah granddaddy, Pa, mah great uncle and great aunt, mah cousin and second cousin and ... and ..."
"So how many people live here?"
"Just the fahve of us"
How come?
- Whoever said that women are the weaker sex never tried to wrest the bedclothes off one in the middle of the night
- Worry is the interest you pay, in advance, for a loan that you may never need to take out.
