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25/08/2005 18:17:43
 
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>>So no repercussions against someone who say goes into a crowded theatre and yells 'fire!' causing mayhem and injuries when no fire exists?
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>Your statement made me think of a television show about 30 years ago.
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>Tommy Smothers singing;
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>"I fell into a vat of chocolate." "I fell into a vat of chocolate." "I fell into a vat of chocolate."
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>Dick Smothers asks:
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>"What did you do when you fell into the vat of chocolate?"
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>Tom:
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>"I yelled 'FIRE!' when I fell into the vat of chocolate."
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>Dick:
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>"Why did you yell fire when you fell into the vat of chocolate?"
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>Tom:
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>"Because no one would have come if I yelled 'Chocolate!'"

When I was about 10 years old, my parents had a sail boat berths next to Tommy Smothers boat. Over the time we all became friends. Well, one day a couple of ladies where touring the marina, and stopped and ask my father and Tommy a question.

Ladies: “Are you two sailors?”

Tommy: “Why, yes we are.”

Ladies: “I understand that sailors can tell what the weather is going to be by looking at the clouds. I that true?”

Tommy: “Why yes it is.”

The two ladies look up in the sky, noticing the many small clouds, they ask. “What kind of clouds are those?”

Tommy (looking up to the clouds) “HorseTurds”.

As the ladies nod, they ask. “Oh, and what does that mean?”

Tommy: “We are going to have a Sh!tty day tomorrow.”

This is true story.
Greg Reichert
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