>So there's this census taker visiting a house in the Boondocks. A 15-year-old comes the door. The census taker asks who lives there and the kid replies, "Now let's see - there's me, mah sister, Ma, mah uncle, mah aunt, mah granddaddy, Pa, mah great uncle and great aunt, mah cousin and second cousin and ... and ..."
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>"So how many people live here?"
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>"Just the fahve of us"
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>How come?

Pretty funny!