>>So there's this census taker visiting a house in the Boondocks. A 15-year-old comes the door. The census taker asks who lives there and the kid replies, "Now let's see - there's me, mah sister, Ma, mah uncle, mah aunt, mah granddaddy, Pa, mah great uncle and great aunt, mah cousin and second cousin and ... and ..."
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>>"So how many people live here?"
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>>"Just the fahve of us"
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>>How come?
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>Come on now Terry, this is a family site.
What d'you mean? - Dad, Mom and the kids all sit around enjoying the entertainment of foxpro problems being solved?
Anyway, wasn't I referring to a family?
- Whoever said that women are the weaker sex never tried to wrest the bedclothes off one in the middle of the night
- Worry is the interest you pay, in advance, for a loan that you may never need to take out.
