>>>So there's this census taker visiting a house in the Boondocks. A 15-year-old comes the door. The census taker asks who lives there and the kid replies, "Now let's see - there's me, mah sister, Ma, mah uncle, mah aunt, mah granddaddy, Pa, mah great uncle and great aunt, mah cousin and second cousin and ... and ..."
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>>>"So how many people live here?"
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>>>"Just the fahve of us"
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>>>How come?
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>>Come on now Terry, this is a family site.
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>Here they are:
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>The 15yr old kid and his sister (1+1=2)
>His father and mother, now divorced (1+1)=2
>His grandfather (father of his father), who is now married to his mother. - 1 =5
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>So, we would have all of them.
But how about his great uncle, great aunt, cousin and second cousin"
- Whoever said that women are the weaker sex never tried to wrest the bedclothes off one in the middle of the night
- Worry is the interest you pay, in advance, for a loan that you may never need to take out.
