>>You could sell off the under-utilised Silicon Valley to breast implant manufacturers. The silicon is already there to be mined
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>You silly boob! While I don't wish to begin a tit-for-tat exchange, I do want to keep you abreast of the proper spelling for silicon (metal) and silicone (feels nothing like metal).

Now of all the silly cones... you had to be nitpicking about this one.

Isn't the metal actually called silicium? And silicon being the implant and caulk compound?

update: No, it's silicium in some other languages. In English it's silicon...
"A tetravalent nonmetallic element; next to oxygen it is the most abundant element in the earth's crust; occurs in clay and feldspar and granite and quartz and sand; used as a semiconductor in transistors"