>>>>- freshperson
>>>>- Roperson Empire
>>>>- foreperson
>>>>- Sherperson tank
>>>>- Pullperson car
>>>>- businessperson
>>>>...
>>>
>>>Brinkpersonship
>>>Portugese person-o'-war
>>>persondatory
>>>persondrake plant
>>>epersonate
>>>epersoncipate
>>
>>And now we need a quick search & replace through English dictionaries worldwide :).
>
>And then, as someone already said, we'd have to do a global change of "person" to "peroffspring" :-)