>>>>>>- freshperson
>>>>>>- Roperson Empire
>>>>>>- foreperson
>>>>>>- Sherperson tank
>>>>>>- Pullperson car
>>>>>>- businessperson
>>>>>>...
>>>>>
>>>>>Brinkpersonship
>>>>>Portugese person-o'-war
>>>>>persondatory
>>>>>persondrake plant
>>>>>epersonate
>>>>>epersoncipate
>>>>
>>>>And now we need a quick search & replace through English dictionaries worldwide :).
>>>
>>>And then, as someone already said, we'd have to do a global change of "person" to "peroffspring" :-)
>
>Yeah, and? ....

Hey, give me a break. I'm old.