This may give you a smile
Once in my local convenience store, addressing the store clerk and pointing at the wine shelves, I said:
"Oh, and give me a bottle of that Chilean Sauvignon Blanc" (in my best French accent)
"Say that again" she said
"What? Sauvignon Blanc?"
"Ooh, I love the way you say that. Do you speak Chilean?"
- Whoever said that women are the weaker sex never tried to wrest the bedclothes off one in the middle of the night
- Worry is the interest you pay, in advance, for a loan that you may never need to take out.
