>I suppose, now the lawyers will get involved:
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>How many lawyers does it take to stop a moving bus? Never enough.
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>What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? An offer you can't understand.
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>Hear about the terrorist that hijacked a 747 full of lawyers? He threatened to release one every hour if his demands weren't met.
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>Where can you find a good lawyer? In the cemetery.
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>What do lawyers use as contraceptives? Their personalities.
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>If a vampire bites a lawyer, isn't that cannabalism?
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>What is brown and black and looks good on a lawyer? A doberman.
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>What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster? When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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>And last but not least - A lawyer is just the larval stage of a politician.

Thanks for those. Really funny.