>>>>>One thing that amazes me with Americans is this letting the cats and dogs into bed and/or to the dining table.
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>>>>The French let them into restaurants. Ick.
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>>>In Thailand they let stray dogs come into the restaurants, cock their legs up against the wall, or even start dying at your feet.
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>>I feel I have to one up you...
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>>In China, the babies wear crotchless onesie's instead of diapers. They just squat down and let fly. In a McDonald's in Beijing, there was a couple with a baby seated behind my wife. At one point I saw this beautiful golden arch appear over her shoulder. Narrowly missing her and her fish burger.
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>Not sure what a onesie is. Bit confused about the golden arch too. Did it eminate from the baby or did someone blow up the McDonald's? :-)

Onesie, is sort of like gaunch and a t-shirt all built in. http://images.google.ca/images?svnum=10&hl=en&lr=&q=onesie

A golden arch of urine, unimpeded by Huggies or any other fabric.