Hi Alex,

>You can write something easily using wsh (windows scripting host), which is basically, vb.
I don't know so much about that...

>Go to a hospital and try to buy a finger (I'm sure you can get one somehow). Put it in a small jar with alcohol and leave it on the counter, next to the computer. Tell your cashiers that that's what happened to the last cashier you found messing around with the computer's time.

hehe. I assume you had watched so much American films...