>>so I don't have time to try out a bunch of ideas, so I came here thinking some of the engineering types might have some thoughts on what might work best.
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>This should be a cake-walk. A piece of cake really. One might even say, as easy as pie. Surely, I hope you have a slice. I think this is a case being able to have your cake and eat it too. I mean, let them eat cake. A good design, will be the icing on the cake. I hope this isn't too cheesy, you might pound me.

There are lots of calories in those words! :)